Digital Innovators T-Shirts

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

"Busy working—get lost!"

"Where do you get your ideas from?"

spare-some-change.com

'The check is in the email attachment.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

CEO with SEO

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Evolution.

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

Internet.

'She posted her first blog today.'

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

Cloud Computing.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

"So how much money do you make?"

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

My First Bitcoin.

The power of the brain

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"