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"Help! This guy has been talking about cryptocurrency and NFT's for an hour!"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

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"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

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'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Textin’"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

'I call it 'Myspace'''

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'