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Weapons of War Through the Ages.

"Not on my watch..."

"Sorry for the delay. Someone in hell hacked into our computers!"

Digital providers to expand to 150 NHS practices

"Actually I prefer contactless!"

Please Help! More Information On My Website. . .

'Revenue's been up since we changed our WiFi policy around here.'

"Grandpa, how old are you in human years?"

"Now that you have eaten from the tree of information technology..."

'I wrote a program that generates random conspiracy theories.'

Digital Space Age.

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'Do you offer cloud storage?'

'Would you like to try our new touch-screen monitor?'

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

'Ok, so they've made it through to the Stone Age but do you really think they'll make through to the Digital Age?"

"I read where we may soon have a cashless society."

'He needs a domain name.'

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

Good morning, Rudy. What's so good about it? My awareness that Google and Apple, the two companies you idolize, are in increasing cutthroat competition. To think of the damage your two darlings could do to one another. The chaos. The drama. The Anguish! Plus, it's sunny. Bite me.

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

The Future of iPhones.

A Sneak Peak at Steve Jobs' Obituary

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Yes, of course you can have a second opinion — ask Siri."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

Internet.

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"