Plant Psychoanalyst Mugs

Agricultural Psychology

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Sigmund Freud.

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"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

Psychobabbling brook.

The Velvet Mesquite

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

A Freudian slip...

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

'I hate to say this but no amount of analysis is going to help; you need a better cartoonist.'

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

"Of course working from home is different. . ."

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

Motorway of the Self

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

'An alternative to having me psychoanalyze you is to write a book and have the critics do it.'

Super-ego Surveillance

Brains

'Okay, whatever you do, don't follow THOSE dreams.'

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself