Plant Anthropologist Mugs

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

A caveman paints from life

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Yardless: Please help

Physician tending a mummy.

Bears catching fish

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Evolution Exam Results.

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Slavery Reparations

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Ruddy bloggers!

The Evolution Of Man.

'That plant food really works!'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

Evolution of the Birthday Party.