Plant Anthropologist Mugs

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

A caveman paints from life

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Physician tending a mummy.

Bears catching fish

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Yardless: Please help

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

Evolution Exam Results.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Ruddy bloggers!

Slavery Reparations

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

The Evolution Of Man.

'That plant food really works!'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.