Plant Strategist Mugs

Flower poaching water from the neighbouring flowerpot.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

'Will you make the final table?'

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

A misery of mole hills

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

"Go human."

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'

'Heaven welcomes botanists, we've millions of extinct plants that need classifying!'

'That's typical of Nigel - endangered specimens come first!'

A lady wants a higher fence to protect her man from the neighbour.

'It's gotta be a trap.'

'Our company's philosophy is thus. Our idealists develop ideas. Internal realists then turn these ideas into products. Finally, external realists devise pretexts for consumers to buy these products.'

"Why do we have such an exotic tree that it can only be unwrapped ina heatwave?""It's a symbol of hope!"

"Try nibblin' through that, you little tree rat!"

"Janet and Bob are coming to dinner on October 6th. Better plant eight more carrots and three more potatoes this spring."

Tough day coach. What happened?...I think it's pretty obvious Frank...You can't win a ball game with that many turnovers!

Genetically modified climbers: 'Quick, aren't they?'

"This year I'm just planting the little signs."

Botanist

"I think you want Koreans advice"

'My business model is simple. Produce enough crap and they will come.'