Plant-loving Nurse T-Shirts

'I came into spray the plants and he fainted.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Gardening#2

Mantis Love

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'That plant food really works!'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

A Venus cow trap.

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Pea

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."