Plant-loving Executive T-Shirts

Flowers' AGM.

"States of tofu"

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"It's amazing to think he started out in the lobby."

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'New Barbeque.'

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'I wanted you in a position where I felt you could grow.'

'Look, can't you play Badminton elsewhere? I'm trying to run a board meeting here.'

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

Hydroponic Gardening

"See? I told you it was possible to mix business with pleasure."

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

"How almond milk is made"

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

The early days of tofurkey.

'I came into spray the plants and he fainted.'

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

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