Plant-loving Executive T-Shirts

Flowers' AGM.

"States of tofu"

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"It's amazing to think he started out in the lobby."

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'New Barbeque.'

'I wanted you in a position where I felt you could grow.'

'Look, can't you play Badminton elsewhere? I'm trying to run a board meeting here.'

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

Hydroponic Gardening

"See? I told you it was possible to mix business with pleasure."

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

The early days of tofurkey.

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

"How almond milk is made"

'I came into spray the plants and he fainted.'

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

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