Plant-loving Fashionista T-Shirts

Venus Fly Trap Hat

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Mantis Love

Gardening#2

A Venus cow trap.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Pea

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

Person carrying balloons and plants.

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

"You've definitely got water retention..."

Ecological Therapy

Poinsettia

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

Pollination Process

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

"It's inoperable and perennial."

Blatant competition in nature.

Biotechnology in agriculture

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

"We only test our drugs on plants, so we have to do lots and lots of extrapolating."

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

"And I say your floral displays are completely dominating your herbaceous perennials."