Plant-loving Nurse Gifts

'I came into spray the plants and he fainted.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Gardening#2

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Mantis Love

'That plant food really works!'

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

A Venus cow trap.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Pea

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

Watering Flowers

Florist "Say it with cacti"