Potted Plants T-Shirts

The Fireside Jungle: But specimens should never be introduced unless you know how to look after them.

Gardeners

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Cat Nip.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

The discovery of asparagus.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Botany Baby!

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Gardening#2

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Hardy Annuals

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

Mantis Love