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House plants

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Thanks

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

'It's not another person, Hartwell -- I'm passing you over for promotion in favor of this potted plant.'

The Houseplant Cemetery.

Employee of the month...

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Pollution.

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

All Major Cash Honored.

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

Everything's coming up roses!

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

"I think we're ready for a tree."

The Ugly Plant

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

Gardeners

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

Flytrap nerd.

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

Annuals - Perennials - Eternals

"What's the big deal? All these politicians talk about a health care plan! I have a health care plan!"

'Too bad loosing your ball, but I've found a rare Trifolium Occidentale.'