Potted Plant Collector Prints

House plants

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Thanks

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

'It's not another person, Hartwell -- I'm passing you over for promotion in favor of this potted plant.'

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

The Houseplant Cemetery.

Employee of the month...

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

Pollution.

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

All Major Cash Honored.

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

Everything's coming up roses!

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

"I think we're ready for a tree."

The Ugly Plant

Gardeners

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

Flytrap nerd.

That's him! The one with the mustache? Yes. I'll get him for what he did to you! How dare you sell my mother an addictive substance? Orchid show. Cymbidiums are not a prohibited drug. They should be. Mmm

Annuals - Perennials - Eternals

'Too bad loosing your ball, but I've found a rare Trifolium Occidentale.'