Plant Pal T-Shirts

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'

"Son, we must never drink from the forbidden plant."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Queen of Quinoa

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Mantis Love

Gardening#2

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

A Venus cow trap.

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"I'm going to prepare a special dish for Thanksgiving dinner."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"You had me at alternative milk."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Pea

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

Poinsettia

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"You've definitely got water retention..."

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."