Plant Pal T-Shirts

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'

"Son, we must never drink from the forbidden plant."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Queen of Quinoa

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Mantis Love

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Gardening#2

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

A Venus cow trap.

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"You had me at alternative milk."

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Pea

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"I'm going to prepare a special dish for Thanksgiving dinner."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

"You've definitely got water retention..."

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

Poinsettia

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."