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Farmers' Market. Farmer says: 'Get off my land!'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Apples for sale

"It get it – you're hungry."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'Dropped your pork chop? Kiss it good-bye.'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

"I'm going to prepare a special dish for Thanksgiving dinner."

"You had me at alternative milk."

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

Grocery Shopping

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

Man on Stilts in a Market

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

'It's all local, except for the fish. They're from the ocean.'

'You're eating too much roughage.'

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

Persian

Illuminating agricultural production

'It's a feisty little potato of Scottish origins, with a reddish complexion, whiskery appearance, waxy character and slight tendency to small mischief; spring-sown into well-drained soil on the south of the Island it has been hand-reared by. . .'

"I'll repeat the question! Does this axe belong to you?"

"Did you hear? The new apples are out today!"