Vegetarian Pal T-Shirts

"Is that the group that loves animals?

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Advocado

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Vegetarian Birds

Queen of Quinoa

Give quiche a chance!

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"You had me at alternative milk."

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"I'm going to prepare a special dish for Thanksgiving dinner."

Runner Bean...

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

Heart Disease Menu

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

"In my previous life I was arugula."

Artichoking victim

'You're eating too much roughage.'

Pickled beets.

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

Your life is in great danger...

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"It's not you. It's pea."

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!