Vegetarian Pal Mugs

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Advocado

Queen of Quinoa

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Vegetarian Birds

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Give quiche a chance!

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"You had me at alternative milk."

"I'm going to prepare a special dish for Thanksgiving dinner."

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Runner Bean...

Heart Disease Menu

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

'You're eating too much roughage.'

Artichoking victim

"In my previous life I was arugula."

Your life is in great danger...

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

Pickled beets.

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

"It's not you. It's pea."

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'