Vegetarian Watch Party Member Mugs

Vegetarian Watch confronts a notorious carnivore.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Queen of Quinoa

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Is there a vegan option?"

Give quiche a chance!

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

Heart Disease Menu

Your life is in great danger...

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

"Always eat your broccoli."

No Dogs Allowed

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

The day the salad got tossed

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

Go Veggie...

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

"Sorry buddy, but we've got to reduce your cabon pawprint."

"You know, lentils have twice as much protein per serving."

Cow charging at a woman feeding beef to Pirahnas

You are what you eat.

"I'm surprised Tofurkey isn't more popular. It tastes nothing like turkey."

Rejected Major League Expansions

'I don't think you people have seriously considered the benefits of vegetarianism.'

"The vet wants me to go vegan so it's going to be catch and release for a while."