Vegetarian Watch Party Member Gifts

Vegetarian Watch confronts a notorious carnivore.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

Queen of Quinoa

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Is there a vegan option?"

Give quiche a chance!

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

Heart Disease Menu

Your life is in great danger...

No Dogs Allowed

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

"Always eat your broccoli."

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

The day the salad got tossed

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

Go Veggie...

"Sorry buddy, but we've got to reduce your cabon pawprint."

"You know, lentils have twice as much protein per serving."

You are what you eat.

Cow charging at a woman feeding beef to Pirahnas

'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....

Rejected Major League Expansions

Your brother's threatening to be a fat cat banker. Barf! I will do something socially useful with my life! That's my girl! When I'm a famous actress, I'll talk forcefully to "Entertainment Tonight" about my vegetarian diet! Maybe we should have had more children. Or non.

Diner. We'll have a hamburger and a veggie burger, please. Two burgers -- One regular and one de-calf.