Pollen Pal T-Shirts

Hay fever hotline.

Bumble Bee

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"I'm going to prepare a special dish for Thanksgiving dinner."

Bee in flight.

Cow Pollen

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

"I just don't get it! Why don't humans protect us? Don't they know they would be doomed without us?"

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

"I'll repeat the question! Does this axe belong to you?"

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

"The good news is you only have an allergy. The bad news is you're allergic to pollen."

Check the Chicken fingers on Table seven

'Not the funky chicken?'

'Granted, it's classified as a weed around here, but you have to agree its pollen is delicious...'

"Every morning I find two or three of them like this. Can you tell me what's wrong?"

"Not pollenaise again?"

'How old am I? Well, let's just say I've survived five Christmases...'

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

'Here's your room... Just put your sample in here and buzz me when you're ready.'

"Son, we must never drink from the forbidden plant."

'Hell for Bees.'

Bees voting at a Pollen Station.

"Working late, my foot! You reek of pollen!"

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'

'That's the worst hay fever I've ever seen.'

Bees

"I mean, just look at us! We've been genetically mortified!"

Scavenger hummingbirds: Sinister but necessary role-players in the flowerbed ecosystem

'What a wonderful evening, Chuck - candlelight, soft music and my favorite feed.'

Old Macdonald had a problem.

"How were the first few sips?"

A baby chick