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'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Bee flying to another flower.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Bumble Bee

"Get out of my face!"

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Bees v Wasps

Cow Pollen

"Keeping busy?"

No Mow May

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

"Will you call me?"

Employee of the month...

Look at all the pretty flowers....Neonicotinoids.

'Humans are really worried about us leaving. They're offering us tax incentives to stay.'

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

'Hi honey, honey's off.'

Hay fever hotline.

'Granted, it's classified as a weed around here, but you have to agree its pollen is delicious...'

"Here's Pollen!"

Bees voting at a Pollen Station.

'Hell for Bees.'

'Will you watch out! You're swarming in my way!'

'I love the smell of spring!'

"Not pollenaise again?"

"Working late, my foot! You reek of pollen!"

'That so turns me on.'

"polinating and sucking nectar? Well, for 50 bucks I'm all yours, sweety!"

"If we go vegan, can we eat pollen, but not nectar or vice versa or both or neither?"

'You surely don't expect me to do housework, with the pollen count as high as it is?'

"Take it from me. Stopping to smell the roses feels like work after a while."