Pollen Pollen Gifts

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Bee flying to another flower.

Bumble Bee

"Get out of my face!"

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Bees v Wasps

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

"Will you call me?"

Cow Pollen

No Mow May

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

"Keeping busy?"

Employee of the month...

"Flowers are the sex organs of the gods."

Look at all the pretty flowers....Neonicotinoids.

'Humans are really worried about us leaving. They're offering us tax incentives to stay.'

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

'Hi honey, honey's off.'

Hay fever hotline.

"The good news is you only have an allergy. The bad news is you're allergic to pollen."

'Granted, it's classified as a weed around here, but you have to agree its pollen is delicious...'

"Not pollenaise again?"

'Will you watch out! You're swarming in my way!'

'Hell for Bees.'

Bees voting at a Pollen Station.

"Here's Pollen!"

'I love the smell of spring!'

"Working late, my foot! You reek of pollen!"

"polinating and sucking nectar? Well, for 50 bucks I'm all yours, sweety!"

"If we go vegan, can we eat pollen, but not nectar or vice versa or both or neither?"

'That so turns me on.'

'You surely don't expect me to do housework, with the pollen count as high as it is?'