Pollen Pal Gifts

Hay fever hotline.

Bumble Bee

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"I'm going to prepare a special dish for Thanksgiving dinner."

Bee in flight.

Cow Pollen

"I just don't get it! Why don't humans protect us? Don't they know they would be doomed without us?"

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

"I'll repeat the question! Does this axe belong to you?"

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

Check the Chicken fingers on Table seven

'Not the funky chicken?'

'Granted, it's classified as a weed around here, but you have to agree its pollen is delicious...'

'Hell for Bees.'

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

Bees voting at a Pollen Station.

'Here's your room... Just put your sample in here and buzz me when you're ready.'

"Son, we must never drink from the forbidden plant."

"Every morning I find two or three of them like this. Can you tell me what's wrong?"

"Not pollenaise again?"

'How old am I? Well, let's just say I've survived five Christmases...'

"Working late, my foot! You reek of pollen!"

'That's the worst hay fever I've ever seen.'

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'

Scavenger hummingbirds: Sinister but necessary role-players in the flowerbed ecosystem

"I mean, just look at us! We've been genetically mortified!"

Bees

'What a wonderful evening, Chuck - candlelight, soft music and my favorite feed.'

Old Macdonald had a problem.

"How were the first few sips?"

A baby chick

'You surely don't expect me to do housework, with the pollen count as high as it is?'