Pollen Play T-Shirts

Cow Pollen

Bee flying to another flower.

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"Get out of my face!"

"I haven't been in a playpen yet that could hold me."

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

Hay fever hotline.

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

'Granted, it's classified as a weed around here, but you have to agree its pollen is delicious...'

Bees voting at a Pollen Station.

'Hell for Bees.'

'I love the smell of spring!'

"Not pollenaise again?"

"Here's Pollen!"

One flower has a long line of bees waiting to pollinate it while the flower beside it has none.

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

"Working late, my foot! You reek of pollen!"

"My stamens are so hot and sticky right now. Pollinate me, you dirty dirty little bee. Oh ya."

'That's the worst hay fever I've ever seen.'

"If we go vegan, can we eat pollen, but not nectar or vice versa or both or neither?"

"How were the first few sips?"

"Sometimes in my life I feel it's time for a change."

'You surely don't expect me to do housework, with the pollen count as high as it is?'

"That's the last time I sniff around for nectar in an Afghan poppy field."

Flowers to Go

"Don't mess with me, man - I'll make you sneeze your head clean off."

Magnified Hay Fever Pollen.

'The test-results are back... I'm afraid it's quite serious: You're allergic to pollen...'

"...and the pollen count is 126 today..."

"Fresh pollen?"