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Hay fever hotline.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

'The cow that jumped over the moon, was she on some kind of growth hormones?'

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

Flytrap nerd.

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

"Not pollenaise again?"

"You know you've been acting really stuck-up ever. Since you got that stand."

"Don't worry, the pain will stop once everything goes numb."

Bees voting at a Pollen Station.

Say it with cacti

'I've decided to go straight!'

"Here's Pollen!"

Cactus Hold Up

'Your dinner's on the Serengeti.'

"Bloody cowslips!"

'Sorry I'm late - I found a fermented honey tree.'

Flower pot tries to escape to the next balcony.

"My paw's getting tired. Is your paw getting tired?"

Undignified Exits of the Plant World

"My wife is complaining I don't buy her flowers. To be honest, I didn't know she sold flowers."

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

Bro Miliads

'It appears you have dry scalp.'

"Peweeew! Drop your arms, please. Your arm pits are foul."

'It's them next door, on about that hedge again.'

The Blue Palo Verde

No Diving.

"Sir, my dad is a professional gardener and he says there's no such thing as a square root."

"Do you want a total check-up or just a cleaning?"

'Well, I guess you might say that the operation was a failure, but the patient lived.

Fork in the Road

"Why did I have to be 'rescued' by a vegan?!"

"Fresh pollen?"