Pollen Joke Enthusiast Gifts

Hay fever hotline.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

'The cow that jumped over the moon, was she on some kind of growth hormones?'

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

Flytrap nerd.

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

"Here's Pollen!"

'I've decided to go straight!'

Bees voting at a Pollen Station.

Say it with cacti

"Not pollenaise again?"

"Don't worry, the pain will stop once everything goes numb."

"You know you've been acting really stuck-up ever. Since you got that stand."

Cactus Hold Up

'Your dinner's on the Serengeti.'

"Bloody cowslips!"

"My wife is complaining I don't buy her flowers. To be honest, I didn't know she sold flowers."

'Sorry I'm late - I found a fermented honey tree.'

Bro Miliads

"My paw's getting tired. Is your paw getting tired?"

Undignified Exits of the Plant World

Flower pot tries to escape to the next balcony.

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

'It appears you have dry scalp.'

"Peweeew! Drop your arms, please. Your arm pits are foul."

'It's them next door, on about that hedge again.'

The Blue Palo Verde

No Diving.

"Sir, my dad is a professional gardener and he says there's no such thing as a square root."

"Do you want a total check-up or just a cleaning?"

'Well, I guess you might say that the operation was a failure, but the patient lived.

Fork in the Road

"Why did I have to be 'rescued' by a vegan?!"

"Fresh pollen?"