Pollen Queen T-Shirts

"The good news is you only have an allergy. The bad news is you're allergic to pollen."

Bee flying to another flower.

Bumble Bee

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Cow Pollen

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

"Flowers are the sex organs of the gods."

Hay fever hotline.

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

One flower has a long line of bees waiting to pollinate it while the flower beside it has none.

Bees voting at a Pollen Station.

'Hell for Bees.'

'I love the smell of spring!'

"Not pollenaise again?"

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

"Here's Pollen!"

"Working late, my foot! You reek of pollen!"

"My stamens are so hot and sticky right now. Pollinate me, you dirty dirty little bee. Oh ya."

'That's the worst hay fever I've ever seen.'

"If we go vegan, can we eat pollen, but not nectar or vice versa or both or neither?"

"How were the first few sips?"

'You surely don't expect me to do housework, with the pollen count as high as it is?'

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Living is Wheezy.

"Take it from me. Stopping to smell the roses feels like work after a while."

"Al's either catching a cold or practicing for spring allergies."

'The test-results are back... I'm afraid it's quite serious: You're allergic to pollen...'

Allergy Bully

Antihistamine: The other side of the pro-histamine debate.

Magnified Hay Fever Pollen.

The Nectar Times

A bee buys nectar from a vending machine.

"...and the pollen count is 126 today..."

Achoo! Wow, the pollen count really is high this year!

"Fresh pollen?"