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Bird nesting in the garden.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

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'That plant food really works!'

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Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"I've seen a tulip before."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

A Venus cow trap.

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'