Playful Plant Parent Gifts

Clown watering his flowers.

'Honey have you seen my Viagra'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Allotment

'She's just great with the children.'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

'The kids were so sweet...'

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

"Werewolves of London..."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"