Playful Plant Parent Mugs

Clown watering his flowers.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Allotment

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'She's just great with the children.'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Werewolves of London..."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

'The kids were so sweet...'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'