Plant Parent Wannabe Pillows

'It's time to face it, Bernie. You just don't have a green thumb.'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

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Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'That plant food really works!'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

"You must have a green thumb."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."