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'It's time to face it, Bernie. You just don't have a green thumb.'

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 3

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Allotment

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'That plant food really works!'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"You must have a green thumb."

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."