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The not-so-living wall

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Allotment

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"You must have a green thumb."

Solar Plant

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Boy's plant with the shadow of a tree.

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

Tree Identification Field Guide...

Max P. and The Whole Ball Of Wax

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

'Germinate... Germin-ate!!'

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

Bird nesting in the garden.

What your house plant says about you...