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"I'd put his name down for Eton if I could spell it!"

"Did you ever have that baby you wanted so much?"

"Just wait 'til I've read this book."

'Someday, Jake plans to have kids.'

'Just a few more years, Sally, and we can start that family we always wanted.'

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A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

In the DNA Kitchen

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

"They look so young and helpless."

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."