Aspiring Family Person T-Shirts

"Who'd want to Retire...what would you do with your time?...Apart from spend time with your kids...see all those places you always promised you would...be the person you want to be...have a life!"

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

I love my dog!

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

Child doing the washing up

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

"I'd put his name down for Eton if I could spell it!"

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"Progress is coming right along!"

"Of course I'm not quitting school, Dad! If anything, I've learned that if you want to succeed, you need passion and leadership and a whatever-it-takes attitude!"

'I want to go into farming,sir the idea of sowing wild oats sounds fascinating!'

Management Styles - Inspirational

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nurse or a secretary?"

"Did you ever have that baby you wanted so much?"

'Well, you're lousy at Maths, but I'm sure you'll become a great CEO one day...'

Man flying to heaven on small angel wings

The not-so-living wall

"The full partner look."

'Determined little guy.'

'Can I be a decision maker? Well, yes and no.'

Money And Prestige

"You said you wanted more responsibility around here. I agree. Empty this."

Soldier looking in the mirror and seeing a general.

'Why can't I ever lead?'

'I must be growing up. I took a bath without being told to.'

'When she grows up she wants to be a nurse and do filing.'

"Just wait 'til I've read this book."

'Here's a possibility -- How would you like to be the President of Argentina?'

"You asked Mr. Rod for a raise?!"

'I stopped doing my thing when my father stopped paying for it.'

'No, this isn't my son, the doctor. This is my other son, the one who didn't make much of himself.'