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'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

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Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

'Then, after a while, the pitter patter of tiny running shoes.'

"This is what happens when a family business doesn't have a succession plan!"

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

"It's perfect for starting a family."

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

'Go forth and multiply!'

Maternity ward: 'Baby talk spoken here.'

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

We decided that a puppy would be good practice before having a baby.

Parenting Academy...I failed insemination.

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."

A Born Politician

"Terrifying as it may seem, any one of you could become president."

"If I'm going to have a baby brother, can I help design him?"

"Baldo! Pick him up!"

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'