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'Then, after a while, the pitter patter of tiny running shoes.'

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Pipe Dream.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"Three more years of high school."

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

Grounded

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

The Tunnel Of Love

New arrival

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."