Future Family Planners Gifts

Minority Group Access To Assisted Reproduction.

We're looking to buy a place. Something hip. Realty King. What a nice young couple. Where? Do you plant o have little ones? Little whats?

'Then, after a while, the pitter patter of tiny running shoes.'

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Pipe Dream.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"Three more years of high school."

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

Grounded

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

New arrival