Future Family Planner Gifts

"Don't knock over the frozen embryos."

Minority Group Rights To Assisted Reproduction.

'Tall, good-looking, muscular and wealthy! I can see where you are coming from Mrs Willets but that's not how it works.'

"No, sorry, folks ??" you still can't afford to start a family."

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"If I'm going to have a baby brother, can I help design him?"

'I like child bearing HIPS!'

"Baldo! Pick him up!"

'Perhaps we should talk about having kids'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Pipe Dream.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"Three more years of high school."

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."