Future Planners Gifts

'Perhaps you could give him a touch of astigmatism, kids with glasses are sooo cute!'

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

"I'm saving for when I get a low-paying job doing what I love."

'Investors worry about your obvious lack of a succession plan.'

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

'Fortunately our generation won't have to pay the huge debt. Our grandchildren will.'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"I always wanted to be something. I only wish I'd been more specific."

'This is a great new computer-generated test. It's for first graders, and it tell you which graduate schools they'll qualify for.'

'The latest on the tuition front. Next year nobody will be able to afford college.'

'How are we ever going to buy a home of our own if you spend all your pocket money on sweets?'

"Why do we need a bigger house. Your folks can barely afford this one."

"Your grandfather decided to put his entire fortune into a trust fund until Judgement Day."

School. Career Day. When you grow up, what do you want to be if the job still exists?

"Baldo, have you given any thought to your future?"

A Family Home

Retirement

'What do you mean, 'What do I want to be?'. . . I haven't even gotten being a kid down yet.'

'How many d'you think we should order?'

'Where do I see myself in five years? -- Right here, I hope.'

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

'It's depressing to know your future depends on your father's investments.'

"I shudder to think where'd I be if I hadn't planned properly for retirement."

"Kids say the finniest things."

Sorry, kid. My shift's over.

'Is it too early to tell him that he'll be attending a state school?'

"Hoping to win the lottery is not a retirement strategy!"

"What do I want to be when I grow up? See the FAQ page on my website."

"We can determine your child's gender, IQ and student debt load."

'Can't we raise the baby, and then make him pay for our Social Security?'

"What company do you see yoursel starting when you leave this one in five years?"

"Daddy made six hours of your tuition today."

"If I ever have children, it'll be the natural way. In vitro."