Future Planning Enthusiasts Gifts

"If you're worried about your retirement account, Ms. Mulvany, just read the crawl."

"According to these calculations, you have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the afternoon."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Pipe Dream.

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"One year closer to college!"

"Three more years of high school."

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

Deadline

Saving for College.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."