Family Future Thinkers T-Shirts

'I don't want a big family - I can't stand kids!'

"Welcome to the future"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Meet the author"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

View to the Future

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

Crap from the future.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

Your Future Home.

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

World Production.

The sea 2050.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

Babies.

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

"Boss... I just read an article about trans-humanism. Apparently, sometime in the next 50 years, it will become possible to live forever."

Nuclear generation of energy.

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.