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"I'm bucking the trend. I'm moving into my parents' attic."

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"

'It's time you learned, son - in-laws and outlaws aren't necessarily opposites.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

'My mom says we're expecting a house guest for 18 years.'

'How many are just staying together for the kids? Ok, that's good, very good.'

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

"Gosh, before you know it they'll be all grown up and making poor decisions that you can't comment on or ever make peace with!"

Proud Mum.

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

'Dad, are we rich?'

"I've spent so much time with my family that I've started to lose sight of what really matters."

Old School Call Forwarding

"Let me tell you what it's like to be seven in this city."

"Son, as long as my lawyers can still find enough legal loopholes to get me out somehow, I don't do anything immoral."

'I must be getting old. I've stopped trying to come up with ways to drive you crazy.'

"My Dad told me not to make the same mistakes he did. That doesn't leave much left!"

"I don’t care if your daughter gave it to you for Father’s Day, Glen – get rid of it."

'When, son, do you plan to leave your mother and father and cleave unto another?'

"Listen, Mom, I'm not your little girl anymore."

'These figures on parental leave are truly shocking...'

'Just a minute while your father figures this out.'

"Remember, money can't buy happiness...if your Mother ever asks."

'I sure wouldn't want to be MY brother's keeper!'

The widow's intended: 'Well, Tommy, has your mother told you of my good fortune.' Tommy: 'No. She only said she was going to marry you!'

'How am I supposed to follow in your footsteps when you don't have any?'

It's a beautiful thing, watching your children grow into mature, responsible adults...

Touring campuses with Twig was fun. Now I don't want to go back to work! Quit! I'm earning your tuition money, Teddy. Wait. You went to college to get a good job so