Family-centric Thinker Prints

"I'm bucking the trend. I'm moving into my parents' attic."

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'It's time you learned, son - in-laws and outlaws aren't necessarily opposites.'

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

'How many are just staying together for the kids? Ok, that's good, very good.'

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

'My mom says we're expecting a house guest for 18 years.'

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

Proud Mum.

"Gosh, before you know it they'll be all grown up and making poor decisions that you can't comment on or ever make peace with!"

'Dad, are we rich?'

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

"I've spent so much time with my family that I've started to lose sight of what really matters."

'I must be getting old. I've stopped trying to come up with ways to drive you crazy.'

"Son, as long as my lawyers can still find enough legal loopholes to get me out somehow, I don't do anything immoral."

Old School Call Forwarding

"Let me tell you what it's like to be seven in this city."

"My Dad told me not to make the same mistakes he did. That doesn't leave much left!"

'How am I supposed to follow in your footsteps when you don't have any?'

"Remember, money can't buy happiness...if your Mother ever asks."

The widow's intended: 'Well, Tommy, has your mother told you of my good fortune.' Tommy: 'No. She only said she was going to marry you!'

'When, son, do you plan to leave your mother and father and cleave unto another?'

'I sure wouldn't want to be MY brother's keeper!'

'These figures on parental leave are truly shocking...'

It's a beautiful thing, watching your children grow into mature, responsible adults...

"I don’t care if your daughter gave it to you for Father’s Day, Glen – get rid of it."

"Marry you? This is so sudden, I don't know what to say!"

"Listen, Mom, I'm not your little girl anymore."

'Just a minute while your father figures this out.'