Future Family Leader Pillows

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

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Yearbook

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

'Then, after a while, the pitter patter of tiny running shoes.'

"This is what happens when a family business doesn't have a succession plan!"

"It's perfect for starting a family."

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

'Go forth and multiply!'

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

Maternity ward: 'Baby talk spoken here.'

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Parenting Academy...I failed insemination.

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."

A Born Politician

"Terrifying as it may seem, any one of you could become president."

"If I'm going to have a baby brother, can I help design him?"

"Baldo! Pick him up!"

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'