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"He says he no longer recognizes our mandate."

"I make the decisions, Jeremy, because I'm the grown-up."

'Where's the chapter on 'Because I said so'?'

Butterfly Woman

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"Women Supporting Women!"

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

Leadership suits you

"What was I thinking?!"

The Ascent of Woman

Go! Means NOW!

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'Recent studies in primate colonies suggest that organizational performance can be improved by replacing complicated financial incentives with bananas.'

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Changing Minds

Dogs

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

'I give this one about three months...'

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"He thought this would illustrate the company hierarchy more clearly than the organizational chart."

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"