Family Rule Maker Pillows

"Baldo, you promised to never bring up the subject of buying a car during mealtime."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Dog Crossing

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

'That's our corporate ladder.'

Mission Impossible: The Family Photo

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

"All parents fight."

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

"I was all the way to the corner....hen I smelled the chocolate chip cookies!"

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"You'll have one bite of everything!"

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

"Lately, I've begun to understand - and forgive - my parents."

"You're a veteran? In which wars did you serve?"

Angel with speed camera.