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"Baldo, you promised to never bring up the subject of buying a car during mealtime."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

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Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

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"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"All parents fight."

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'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

"I was all the way to the corner....hen I smelled the chocolate chip cookies!"

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"Lately, I've begun to understand - and forgive - my parents."

"You're a veteran? In which wars did you serve?"

"You'll have one bite of everything!"

Angel with speed camera.

"Do you have any picture books that could help a child understand tort reform?"