Family Leader Gifts

"He says he no longer recognizes our mandate."

"I make the decisions, Jeremy, because I'm the grown-up."

'Where's the chapter on 'Because I said so'?'

Butterfly Woman

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"Women Supporting Women!"

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

Leadership suits you

Go! Means NOW!

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

"What was I thinking?!"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

The Ascent of Woman

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'Recent studies in primate colonies suggest that organizational performance can be improved by replacing complicated financial incentives with bananas.'

Changing Minds

Dogs

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

'I give this one about three months...'

"He thought this would illustrate the company hierarchy more clearly than the organizational chart."

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

Mr Yomp quickly got the hang of his new laptop.