Family Fitness Leader Gifts

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Yoga Xmas Decorations

The rock caricature

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Yoga.

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

Dog stretching before a walk.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Exercise now!

The trim reaper

Yoga with Baby

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

'Hey, wait for me!'

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Exercise Bars

No caption. (A mother runs on a treadmill with a baby carriage on the treadmill next to her).

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'