Family Fitness Leader T-Shirts

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Yoga Xmas Decorations

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Yoga.

Exercise now!

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Dog stretching before a walk.

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

The trim reaper

Yoga with Baby

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

'Hey, wait for me!'

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Exercise Bars

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'